Monday, July 16, 2012

Orange Skull


Oranges are good for you, provided they're not laced with toxins. (Or crawling with poisonous spiders.) Also, it's not a good idea to be so focused on eating an orange that you don't notice a bus speeding right at you, the driver passed out, on the floor, all their weight on the gas pedal. 

If an orange were to be dropped from a fighter jet and it landed on your head, you'd either be dead, or wish you were dead. 

Other than that, oranges are where it is at, pussy cat! Eat a lot of 'em, juice running down your chin! Eat 'em till you bust!